National Lampoon’s Dorm Daze 2
PLOT:
Dorm Daze 2unfolds during a semester at sea-type cruise in the Caribbean. The class from Billingsly University are trying to put on a play to win a contest. Sexy and scheming Gerri (Marieh Delfino) and stoner Pete (Patrick Cavanaugh) are competing for a scholarship. Newmar (Tony Denman) is trying to have sex with his Christian girlfriend (Vida Guerra). Rusty (Oren Skoog) is just trying to have sex with anything he can. The creepy Dante (Nicolas Shake) runs around planning all sorts of nefarious schemes, all while uttering his signature line “Don’t get on my bad side, mate.” Meanwhile a priceless stolen jewel is loose on the boat and everyone is after it.
REVIEW:
As bad as National Lampoon’s Dorm Daze was, the sequel, Dorm Daze 2, is 10x worse! I could sit here and waste time writing an in-depth review of this so-called film, but the fact is that it is so uninteresting, disconjointed, and pointless, that even I (someone who will watch just about anything) found it unbearable. As a matter of fact, were it not for the gratuitous bikini clad and topless girls, as well as the ample bosomed female leads through this picture, I may have done something that I have never before done, and that is turn it off before it even finished. Yes, it is that bad. There is a reason this mess was released straight-to-DVD, people. My suggestion is to stay away from this and find one of Vacation films from the days when Nation al Lampoon actually made films that were funny and worth watching and don’t even bother with the upcoming sequel to this thing, Transylmania, or something like that.
1 out of 5 stars
