Archive for June 13, 2012

City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly’s Gold

Posted in Comedy, Movie Reviews, Westerns with tags , , , , , on June 13, 2012 by Mystery Man

PLOT (spoiler alert!!!):

It is the 40th birthday of Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal), and he is welcoming it. The extraordinary cattle-drive vacation he took has had a lasting effect which allows him a much more satisfying life. For instance, his career as a radio executive is going well, to the point that he has now been promoted to Station Manager, and he regularly jogs with Norman, the calf he helped deliver who has grown into an adult bull.

As a present, Mitch’s wife (Patricia Wettig) is going to have the kids sleep at their aunt’s house so that she and Mitch can have sex alone. But prior to making love, Mitch finds an old map in the hat of his now-deceased friend, Curly (Jack Palance), and sees that it is a treasure map with a small corner missing.

Research in the New York Public Library discloses a 1908 gold theft from the Western Pacific Railroad led by Lincoln Washburn, Curly’s father (portrayed by an old newspaper photograph of Palance). Mitch, for his part, has been seeing Curly’s face everywhere he goes, and is beginning to have doubts about Curly’s death.

Mitch, along with his best friend Phil (Daniel Stern) and his younger, The Godfather-obsessed brother Glen (Jon Lovitz), travel to Las Vegas and then set out on a journey to find the gold in the deserts and canyons of the Southwest. Accidents ensue, such as Glen setting fire to the map with a magnifying glass, and Phil sitting on a cactus with his bare bottom, mistakenly believing that he has been bitten by a rattlesnake.

Along the way, Mitch, Phil and Glen encounter robbers who turn out to be the men (Bud and Matt) who sold them horses and food for the trip. They have come looking for the treasure map. Phil had stupidly bragged to them about Curly, Lincoln, the map and the stolen gold. Just before the city slickers can be killed, a Curly lookalike intervenes and fights the robbers off.

Convinced that his nightmares of accidentally burying Curly alive were true, Mitch is ready for a grave of his own when “Curly” miraculously cuts him free. He then reveals himself to be Duke (Palance), the twin brother of Curly, similar in both demeanor and personality, except that Duke spent his life in the Merchant Marine and has very little knowledge of being a cowboy.

Duke explains that the chef from the cattle drive, Cookie, told him that Mitch had Curly’s clothes, and presumably the hat as well, explaining why he has been stalking Mitch back east. Duke wants the gold for himself, but Mitch persuades him that Curly would not be happy with this, and Duke relents. The trio-turned-foursome then carry on with the quest. However, a reckless act by Mitch causes a stampede, and everything is gone, including the map. Fortunately, Glen’s amazing memory permits him to remember the rest of the way. And just as Mitch and Phil are about to turn back for home, they find the lost cave where the gold is supposed to be.

As soon as they find it, the four are ambushed by two claim jumpers, apparently Bud and Matt, and they begin to fight. Glen is shot in the stomach. Phil angrily berates the shooter while Mitch mourns his brother. Duke unloads the gun, only to see that the bullets are really blanks with red paint pellets. Everyone is mystified. At that moment, Clay Stone (Noble Willingham), the man who organised the previous year’s cattle drive, shows up. Stone reveals that he knew of Duke and had been attempting to contact him for a long time. The two “claim jumpers” are Stone’s sons and not Bud and Matt (although their voices were similar). The treasure map is actually part of a new adventure tour for Stone’s ranch. The buried treasure turns out to be gold-painted lead.

Clay Stone and sons orchestrated the “robbery” to scare the city slickers. They shot one with red paint pellets to make it look real, but had never intended it to break out into a fight. Laughing his head off, Stone leaves the cave, leaving Mitch, Phil, Glen and Duke feeling lost. After a last dinner with Stone and a few old friends (such as Ira and Barry Shalowitz from the original cattle drive), Mitch, Phil and Glen return to Las Vegas. Duke, still staunchly believing the gold to be out there somewhere, stays behind.

Duke makes a surprise visit to Mitch’s hotel room, telling him that he has adopted Curly’s philosophy and found out what his “one thing” is: honesty. Duke reveals that he was planning to cheat Mitch and friends out of the gold, although he later couldn’t find it in his heart to do so. Duke then reveals that he had the missing corner of the map in his hat all along, just as Curly had in his. Mitch doesn’t believe it until Duke slams a gold brick on the table. A skeptical Mitch tries to scratch the off the gold paint, but it won’t come off, revealing that they are going to be rich after all.

REVIEW:

Well, lookee here, a sequel to a film that really didn’t need it. Is there any wonder City Slickers II: The Legacy of Curly’s Gold was not as well received as the original City Slickers. Personally, though, I found myself that this film was more relatable, for lack of a better word, than its predecessor.

What did I like?

Love that Lovitz. When I saw that Jon Lovitz was added to the cast, replacing Bruno Kirby, who decided to not return, I was extremely skeptical. Outside of Saturday Night Live, The Critic (anyone remember that show), and a few cameos in some Adam Sandler flicks, Lovitz hasn’t exactly been the funniest guy, bu rather annoying. Here, they play up his slimy, annoying schtick and also making him a bit of a sympathetic character, as well.

Palance II. It can never be easy to play a character that is almost the exact as what was done previously, only this time around you’re playing their twin brother. Sounds ver soap opera-ish, right? Well, that’s what Jack Palance had to do with Duke, who is Curly’s twin brother. With subtle differences here and there, they are different people after all, he does an excellent job of not being a clone of Curly.

Crisis averted. One thing that can be said about this film is that it never really gets too deep into anything too dark, gruesome, or evil. Sure there are some claim jumpers, but this is a comedy after all, do you really expect them to kill the stars?

Animated intro. In the mid 80s and early 90s, there were quite a few films that actually used animated credits. By today’s standards, some may call this cheesy, but I loved them. Of course, no one would ever use them anymore because, let’s face, when was the last time you saw a film that had actual opening credits? They’d rather use that time to make sure that people like the director’s mailman’s 3rd cousin’s ex-wife’s beautician’s kindergarten teacher is in the end credits nowadays, but that’s a topic for another post someday.

What didn’t I like?

Family. In the last film, there was more of a focus on Mitch’s family. This time, there get a quick cameo scene and, with the exception of his wife calling while they were in “Las Vegas”. I’m not saying they should have been a major part of the cast, but it would have been nice to have seen them for more than a couple of minutes.

Death becomes him. For some reason, they kept harping on Curly’s death. There was a reason for this, but for me I just didn’t care for it. It reminded me of the end of The Cowboys where they come back and see that John Wayne isn’t buried there anymore. I was half expecting Curly to come back at the end, especially since he didn’t really seem like he was dead, anyway.

Resolution. The way the plot resolves itself didn’t quite work for me. I won’t spoil it, but I will say that it just seemed like a cheap way to end it because they couldn’t come up with anything better. In contrast, though, the final scene does give the audience something a little more worthy.

All in all, though, City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly’s Gold is a decent watch. Nothing spectacular, but decent. I would say this is worth a watch at anytime, but nothing to stop what you’re doing and watch. Pop it in sometime and check it out!

3 1/3 out of 5 stars

The 3 Worlds of Gulliver

Posted in Action/Adventure, Classics, Movie Reviews, Sci-Fi/Fantasy with tags , , , , , , , , on June 13, 2012 by Mystery Man

PLOT (spoiler alert!!!):

The film begins in Wapping in 1699. Dr Lemuel Gulliver (Kerwin Mathews) is an impoverished surgeon who seeks riches and adventure as a ship’s doctor on a voyage around the world. His fiancée Elizabeth (June Thorburn) strongly wishes him to stay ashore and settle down in a ramshackle cottage. The two quarrel with Gulliver further saddened when a soldier patient is off to another war with Spain, having only just returned from one with France.

As Gulliver embarks on a vessel, he is soon surprised to discover Elizabeth has stowed away to be near him. A storm arises; Gulliver is swept overboard and washed to the shores of Lilliput, a land of tiny human beings. The Lilliputians are apprehensive regarding Gulliver but he eases their fears by performing acts of kindness. An old quarrel between Lilliput and neighboring Blefuscu is revived and Gulliver lends a hand in the proceedings by towing Blefuscu’s war ships far out to sea. The Emperor of Lilliput (Basil Sydney) then views Gulliver as a potential threat to his power and arranges his execution. Gulliver escapes in a boat he has built.

He finds his way to the isle of Brobdingnag, a land of giants. A kind peasant girl named Glumdalclitch (Sherry Alberoni) finds him on the shore and carries him to the castle of King Brob (Grégoire Aslan). There, Gulliver is delighted to find Elizabeth, who was washed ashore after a shipwreck. The King installs the two in a dollhouse. When Gulliver cures the Queen (Mary Ellis) of a stomach-ache, Prime Minister Makovan (Charles Lloyd Pack) accuses Gulliver of witchcraft. The King orders Gulliver’s execution and pits his pet baby dwarf alligator against him whom Gulliver slays. Glumdalclitch saves Gulliver and Elizabeth from the pursuing Brobdingnagians by placing them in her sewing basket and tossing the basket into a brook that flows to the sea.

Gulliver and Elizabeth wake on a beach with the basket of Glumdalclitch in smaller size behind them. A passer-by of their own size and shape indicates they are only a short distance from their home in England. Elizabeth asks if it had all been a dream with Gulliver, now happy to settle down with Elizabeth replies that the bad qualities of the pettiness of Lilliput and ignorance of Brobdingnag are inside everyone. Elizabeth asks about Glumdalclitch with Gulliver giving her a knowing look saying that she hasn’t been born yet…

REVIEW:

I believe this is the third films based on Jonathan Swift’s Gulliver’s Travels. The problem with that, though, is none of them have really lived up to the great literary work it based on. As much as I love the genius of Ray Harryhausen, his golden touch could not save The 3 Worlds of Gulliver from being quite unmemorable.

Did I like anything?

Stop…in the name of motion. I love stop motion animation. I have long said it is far superior to CGI, and will continue to say so to the end of my days. Although there isn’t much in the way of stop motion here, it is still pretty good.

Similar, yet different. There are many differences between this and the books, yet somehow they don’t disturb the ebb and flow of the story. Normally, I think they should stick with the source material, but this time I had no issue.

What didn’t I like?

Pacing. This film moves so slow that it almost makes you want to wonder if time slowed down to a crawl. Why, oh why could they not have found better pacing for what could have been such a fun flick?

Lack of fun. By all accounts, this should have been am extremely fun voyage, especially since it was made during the time when adventure films were fun, Hell, the guy that played Gulliver, Kerwin Matthews, was Sinbad in 2 of those movies.

No sense of wonder. When I read the book, I had all kinds of images about what these lands and people looked like. Unfortunately, I have yet to see a film use some imagination and do something similar, rather than just shrink or enlarge some people and sets. Does no one have imagination?

The 3 Worlds of Gulliver was a great disappointment for me. I almost want to say that the Jack Black version was better, but I won’t insult the hard work these filmmakers and actors put it. If you’re looking for a good version of Gulliver’s Travels that is in movie form, then your best bet seems to be the Ted Danson TV mini-series. Do I recommend this one? No, not particularly, but it could be worth a watch if you’re into classic films and aren’t really expecting much.

3 out of 5 stars

The Last Godfather

Posted in Comedy, Independent, Movie Reviews with tags , , , , , , , on June 13, 2012 by Mystery Man

PLOT:

When he discovers that hapless Younggu may be his son, an aging American mob boss decides to groom the blundering lad to succeed him as the family’s next godfather. But with Younggu holding the power, organized crime may soon descend into chaos.

REVIEW:

Independent films tend to mostly be dramas and horror flicks, but every now and then a comedy will show up. Do indie comedies stand out from the crowd, though? Well, in the case of a film like The Last Godfather that could be true, but not for the right reasons.

Did I like anything?

Mob. I love mob flicks. As insane as this flick was, it has all the prerequisites of the mobster flick. The only thing missing was an Italian wedding!

Jay. It is good to see Jason Mewes doing something post-Jay. I was actually quite impressed with him, to be honest with you. He still doesn’t know when to shut up, but he does seem to have taken some acting lessons since I last saw him in Bitten.

Harvey. While I wonder why in the world he is even in this film, I can’t knock the fact that he is trying his darndest to give in a grand performance. He just suffers from a mediocre script and subpar costars.

What didn’t I like?

Younguu. First off, this guy looks to be about the same age as Harvey Keitel. Second,  he just seems to be out of place, and not in a good “fish out of water” kind of way. Lastly, are we supposed to believe he accidentally credited the Big Mac, beehive, and mini skirt? WTF?!?

Conspiracy. I half expected there to be some kind of conspiracy between Younguu and the guy who was the Don’s right hand man all this time. There was some, but not as much as one would expect. He was just hesitant, is all.

Length. A film like this did not need to be 1 hr 40 minutes. They easily could have cut a good 10-20 minutes out and it would have been 100x better, if you ask me.

The Last Godfather doesn’t really have anything going for it. If you’ve never heard of this flick and are wondering if you’ve missed anything by not seeing it, don’t worry. There is a reason this wasn’t released in American theaters (I think it was just a Korean release, but don’t quote me). I do not recommend this film. There are better things you can do with your time, like watch the grass grow.

2 out of 5 stars

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