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S. Darko: A Donnie Darko Tale

Posted in Horror, Independent, Movie Reviews with tags , , , , , , , , on August 22, 2009 by Mystery Man

PLOT:

Samantha Darko (Daveigh Chase) follows her rebellious best friend Corey (Briana Evigan) on a cross-country road trip from Virginia to California in an attempt to become professional dancers. Their dreams are cut short when their water pump blows outside of Conejo Springs, a tiny Utah town. Sam and Corey are saved by the town bad boy, Randy (Ed Westwick), who is passing by. He takes the two girls to the town to get their car repaired and then to the local motel where they meet the conspiracy-loving owner. He tells him of Billy Moorcroft, a boy that went missing. Samantha starts sleepwalking, she becomes possessed. The future version of her meets Justin (James Lafferty) at the windmill. She tells him that 4 days, 17 hours, 26 minutes, and 31 seconds the world will end.

The next morning, Samantha wakes up on a bus stop bench. A policeman finds her and tells her that there is a “pervert” wandering around town. He offers to drive her back to the motel but the two end up stopping at the site where a meteorite crashed. Samantha tells Corey that she doesn’t remember what happened the night before.

The two girls obviously are short on money. They try to leave the local eatery without paying, but honest Samantha pays (witha twenty dollar bill that was made with the new coloring and ink, not time period) when her friend isn’t looking. While at the Kozy Cafe, a science-loving geek, Jeremy (Jackson Rathbone) tries to talk about the meteorite with Samantha, who barely responds. Randy invites the two girls to a 4thof July party, where Corey gets drunk and Samantha encounters Jeremy again, who returns Samantha’s money to her, saying that he wanted to pay for their meal for them. While she is talking with Randy and Corey, Samantha gets pushed in the pool by a passing girl. She seems to float mindlessly in the water, seemingly unconscious for a minute or so.

Randy takes her into the house to dry off and he tells her of his brother who went missing and how hard it has been on his family. He makes a comment about Corey that Samantha interprets incorrectly and leaves suddenly. That night, Samantha becomes possessed again outside Randy’s house. Future Samantha stands in the middle of the road and nearly gets hit by a car of speeding teenagers. Justin sees her and is entranced by her. She takes him to the local nondenominational church and commands him to burn it down.

The next morning, they find Justin’s army dog tags in the ashes of the church. Samantha encounters Trudy at the local bank, who tells her of her love for Jesus. Religion seems to be more and more attractive to Samantha. Next, she runs into Jeremy, who has begun to develop a sickly rash on his forearm. Subsequently, we see that Justin has begun work on forging a bunny-skull mask out of metal, saying he needs to help “his princess”.

Samantha wanders the town and soon encounters Randy and Corey who drive by. Samantha complains about their lack of money, and how she wants to get out of the town. Corey seems irritated at this, claiming that she doesn’t want to leave because they’re “having fun”. When Samantha says otherwise, Corey asks if Samantha has better things to do such as “trying to off herself again”. Samantha is hurt by this and walks away. Corey then sees an apparition of Billy in the rearviewmirror, beckoning her. When she turns around, he’s vanished. Randy encourages Corey to go apologize and she insults him by calling him the “small town drunk”, so he kicks her out of his car. Corey calls Samantha’s name as Randy begins to drive again. Suddenly, a car comes out of nowhere and collides with Randy’s. When the crash is over, they see that he has run over Samantha.

Corey is full of anguish about her best friend’s death. She goes through her things and finds The Philosophy of Time Travel by Roberta Sparrow as well as a paper that Samantha wrote as a child, as first seen in Donnie Darko, entitled The Last Unicorn. It tells of a princess and a boy named Justin. The boy in the red pajamas appears, commanding Corey to come with him in order to save Samantha. She tells him that she would do anything to bring back Samantha. She follows him to a cave where she gets sucked into a portal that takes her back in time. Everything moves backwards to when Samantha is walking down the road.

Corey and Randy drive up again and when they stop, Corey is nicer to Samantha. She tells her that she lied, that her dad, whom she said lived in Hollywood, didn’t know anyone. She tells Samantha to get out of the town if she can. They smile at each other and Samantha backs away. Randy begins to drive again but the other car comes out of the clouds and crashes into Randy’s car, right where Corey is sitting.

Samantha is devastated at Corey’s death. She sees a dress in the window of the vintage shop Jeremy’s parents own. It is the same gold ballgown she wears as Future Samantha. Jeremy sees her admiring it. She then seeks solace in Pastor John, who takes her to a movie theater and tries to teach her the ways of God. He begins to feel up her leg, so she runs away. Trudy sees this and believes that it isn’t his fault, its Samantha’s. She mentions that Pastor John’s WWJD bracelet is missing.

Justin settles down on a hill as it becomes darker, wearing his “Frank” mask. Sam falls asleep and is taken over by Future Samantha. There is a quick flash of her standing in front of the movie theater whose sign has changed from “TWELVE MONKEYS STRANGE DAYS” to “TEN SAM GET KEYYS N SAVE WORLD”. The time decreases as it becomes closer to the world’s end.

The next morning, Samantha wakes up on the hill where Justin is. He steals The Philosophy of Time Travelfrom her and she finds that it is written by Justin´s grandmother. He asks her to “show him how to do it” but she is puzzled at this. He tells her that he made his mask from a drawing of Donnie’s that she showed him. She becomes creeped out by this, because she does not remember telling him this, as he says. He says she told him “when she was dead”. Samantha wanders off and finds a key on a WWJD bracelet on a rock. It is the same sort of bracelet the Trudy wears and that the Pastor offered Samantha. The key opens a nearby gate and when Samantha enters, she finds a rope that leads to the body of a dead boy, Randy’s little brother. When she turns, the boy in the red pajamas is staring at her. She runs away.

She enters the Kozy Cafe and everyone applauds her. Everyone is proud that she found the bodies, although they scapegoat the deaths to Justin. He soon enters, asking Samantha to “show him how” again. A policeman soon enters and takes him in handcuffs. Samantha tries to tell them that it is not Justin’s fault, that the bracelet belonged to Trudy. Trudy slaps her, showing her her own braclet – on her arm. She looks over and sees the Pastor staring at her.

That night, Samantha returns to her motel where she is greeted by the sight of the gold ballgown, a gift from Jeremy. He asks her to wear it to see the fireworks with him. She is reluctant but he eventually convinces her. They go to a remote location and begin to watch the fireworks. Jeremy suddenly sees the incoming meteorite but she doesn’t. Jeremy becomes manic. Samantha notes that his rash has gotten worse and spread greatly. He knows that the world is going to end and he tries to kiss Samantha, who resists. He becomes angrier and angrier and eventually pushes her back roughly. Her head hits Justin’s mask that’s on the ground, a sharp horn impaling into the right side of her head.

Future Samantha, now identical to the other Samantha, visits Justin in jail. She offers him a glowing feather that has been reoccurring throughout the movie. Randy tries to find her as fiery parts of the meteorite fall from the sky. He finds her dead on the ground where Jeremy left her. Justin approaches and sees his mask. He picks it up and puts it on. Justin goes back in time.

It is morning again, the morning after the first meteorite landing. Samantha has not died, so Future Samantha never went out to the windmill and called Justin into the future. She and Corey visit the site of the meteorite crashing. The locals are saddened as they take away Justin’s body from the site because he has been killed by the meteorite. Samantha, never having experienced any of it, decides to go back to Virginia. Corey stays with Randy. As the film closes, it shows several people who have been (or would have been) affected by the events of the film. The boy in the red pajamas is seen looking out from where he was hidden and as of yet, rescued, the motel owner is shown to now own the meteorite rather than Jeremy and starts to scratch his neck (whether this is because he is developing the same rash as Jeremy or just coincidence is yet unconfirmed)and the woman in the cafe; all of these are shown to walk to a window and stare up at the sky.

REVIEW:

At first glance, S. Darko: A Donnie Darko Tale, appears to be some studio’s attempt to make a franchise out of a the cult favorite Donnie Darko, which incidentally left it open for a sequel. If you believe that is the purpose of this film, then you would more than likely be correct.

For a direct-to-DVD film, this isn’t half bad. As a matter of fact, I think it would have worked in theaters. Having said that, let’s make it clear that this thing isn’t the edgy genius that its predecessor was. As a matter of fact, it reminds me of Home Alone 2, which was more or less the same film as the original, just change the setting and a few characters.

So, we pick up where Donnie Darko left off, only its 7 years later and Donnie’s little sister Sam has taken his death so hard that she has run away. If I remember right, in the first film, she was a bit on the rebellious side as it is, so add teenage angst and rebellion plus years of having to cope with her brother’s death and all types of questions from the town, and you can imagine the state of mind this chick is in.

It is rare when the same actor/actress plays the same role in a film after such a long period of time between films, especially if they were really young, but Daveigh Cahse reprises her role as Samantha. Boy, has she grown up.

Briana  Evigan plays Samantha’s friend Corey, with whom she has embarked on a corsscountry trip to become strippers with. Whereas Sam is the tortures soul type. Corey is the rebellious rocker chick type. Someone says it at one point in the film, but the two of them remind me of Thelma & Louise (don’t ask me which is which).

Just like the first film, this one is full of weird trippy visuals and can be a bit confusing if you don’t keep up. The difference between the two, though, is that the first one is an original idea while this one just seems to be a copy. The filmmakers were obviously trying to appease the fans of the original, and I appluadthat, but at the same time they could have found a good balance of new stuff to go in with the stuff to make the fans happy.

The men in the film all get a bit of a bum rap. One is the town drunk, another is a creepy science guy who is being affected by the presence of the meteorite, another is a farmer from New Mexico, and then there’s the solider straight from Iraq.

I despise and detest remakes with a passion. However, this was not a remake, but rather a sequel. It doesn not stack up to its predecessor, but it is excellent for a direct-to-DVD film. The film’s major downflaw, is that it takes the plot and story of the first film, mutate it, and return to the films with and try to pawn it off as their “original masterpiece” . Such a shame. This is a really good picture, though, and despite what you may think, it is worth giving a chance.

3 out of 5 stars

Evolution

Posted in Comedy, Movie Reviews, Sci-Fi/Fantasy with tags , , , , , , , , on April 26, 2009 by Mystery Man

PLOT:

College professor Ira Kane is invited by geology teacher/girls’ volleyball coach Harry Block to investigate a meteorite that has crash-landed from outer space into a network of underground caverns under the sleepy Arizona town of Glen Canyon. They collect a sample and find that it contains extraterrestrial single-celled nitrogen-based organisms, which evolve into multi-celled organisms by the time Ira gets Harry to his office to see the discovery they made.

Impressed, the two take the science class to survey the meteor site, where the primeval ooze from the meteor has rapidly evolved to consist of oxygen-converting fungi and alien flatworms that thrive on the converted atmosphere. However, the military, led by General Russell Woodman, whom Ira worked for five years ago before he was discharged, managed to learn of his finding via tapping his computer and attempt to control the situation, locking Ira and Harry out. When they protest, Dr. Allison Reed of the Centers for Disease Control reveals in a court settlement two weeks later that Ira oversaw a disastrous field test of a new anthrax vaccine that caused debilitating and humiliating side-effects in the test subjects – referred as the “Kane Madness.”

Meanwhile, the evolving aliens take advantage of the caverns under Glen Canyon, and begin to pop up at the surface, vainly attempting to adapt while attacking any human that crosses their path. Ira and Harry are assisted further by Wayne Grey, a young firefighter trainee who was the first to encounter the meteor the night it crashed to Earth.

At a meeting, Allison reveals that the aliens’ incredible growth rate makes them inherently uncontrollable and that they could over-populate the United States in a matter of weeks. Woodman decides that the alien threat needs to be combated with napalm. Allison quits to help Ira solve the crisis with the parcel of primordial ooze he collected, learning, after Harry accidentally throws a match into the ooze, that the aliens evolve rapidly when exposed to intense heat – which means that napalming them will only make the problem worse.

By morning, Ira determines the solution: selenium may be a poison to the nitrogen-based aliens as arsenic is to carbon-based life-forms (i.e. humans), based on their similar positions in relation to each other on the periodic table. Ira’s two most underachieving students, Deke and Danny Donald, tell the group that selenium is the active ingredient in Head & Shoulders dandruff shampoo.

The six of them round up as much Head & Shoulders as they can, load up a fire engine acquired by Wayne, and set out to kill the aliens before the military strike goes ahead. Woodman, however, begins the strike earlier than planned, forcing an evolutionary response as an alien amoebic life-form begins to metamorphose out of control, growing to gigantic proportions while it engulfs the other aliens in the process of surfacing and overwhelming the army before it begins mitosis. Fortunately, Ira and Harry manage to stop the creature with the selenium before it can asexually reproduce.

In the aftermath, Governor Lewis holds a press conference as soon as possible, congratulating each member of the heroic party personally (at the same time announcing Wayne’s sudden promotion to the fire service as reward for his part). However, Ira and Allison sneak away before he can get to them, and make love in the cabin of the fire truck.

REVIEW:

Even though this film deals with biology related material, you do not have to be well versed in science to understand it.

David Duchovny turned down a role Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, to do this film. I’m not sure that was such a good thing, but I am a Star Wars fan, so I’m a little biased. Duchovy does his best work, in my opinion, in these sci-fi films. Here he reminds me of the leading men from the Golden Age of Hollywood.

Orlando Jones is at his most hilarious in this role. As Professor Block, he provides the wide eyes humor filled sidekick (for lack of a better term) to Duchovny’s Dr. Kane.

Julianna Moore is not a name you would think of when it comes to physical comedy, but she does a good turn as the klutzy Dr. Reed.

Sean William Scott rounds out the main cast as fireman in training Wayne Grey. This is the kind of role that made Scott famous (after the American Pie films). He mixes naive stupidity with cockiness and creates a great character.

The effects in this film are great, but low budget. However, as with many great sci-fi films, the effects don’t need to be the best to make the movie, rather its what they do with them.

I wonder how much Head & Shoulders sales went up after this film. Good to know tht something so simple can end up saving the world after our boneheaded, triggerhappy military dooms us all, isn’t it?

Yes, this is more of a comedy, than a true sci-fi film, but it’s still pretty cool. I’m sure there are those that scoff at this because it isn’t serious, gory, or scary enough. Fact of the matter is, not every sci-fi movie these days has to be borderline horror. Get over yourselves and have some fun. Yes, that’s right, this is a fun film. *GASP* Unheard of these days, right? Take a chance and give this film a try. You’ll be sure to enjoy it.

4 1/2 out of 5 stars

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