Teeth

PLOT:

High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group’s most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad’s increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.

What people are saying:

“Smart, original, and horrifically funny, Teeth puts a fresh feminist spin on horror movie tropes” 4 stars

“Teeth is both different enough from the usual teen trash to earn itself distinction and bold enough to go where other horrors wouldn’t dare venture.” 3 stars

“I must begin by saying that if male frontal nudity bothers you… especially when it comes into contact with toothed female parts… then just skip this movie altogether. If you can handle those kind of visuals, have a twisted taste for gore, or if you’re recently a woman scorned this movie is highly entertaining! Teeth may truly be for those who enjoy horror spoofs. I think this would fit nicely into those films aired on USA Up All Night during the 80s-90s… but generally better because the quality is fantastic and the acting is great — something similar movies lack. The humor throughout the movie was very dark and campy, which I consider to be a good thing and one reason I rated the movie so highly. Last but not least, for all you guys out there that watch scary movies so your girl will grab onto you for dear life, avoid this movie at all costs. ” 4 stars

“I watched this movie with my then-boyfriend, thinking we’d have a fun night with a corky dark comedy. I say “then-boyfriend” because we aren’t together anymore. I’m not saying that this movie ended our relationship, I’m just saying is that for a stretch of time we were dating, then one day we watched this movie, and now we’re not dating. Whether or not this movie was the direct cause of our not dating anymore, I’m not sure. One thing is certain though, we did not have sex afterward.” 1 star

“A film about a vagina with teeth, what’s there not to enjoy? A lot actually. This was a terrible film in all aspects. I’ve never been a horror type of fan although ironically my favourite film is alfred hitchcock’s psycho but seriously, who came up with this idea? It’s just a really weird film that I’ve wanted to see for a while due to some critics giving it decent reviews.. However I don’t get why at all. The acting, the story, the everything is terrible.” 1/2 star

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