PLOT (spoiler alert!!!):
In nineteenth century China, Jungle Village is home to several warring clans. The village blacksmith creates deadly weapons for the clans, intending to use his payments to purchase the freedom of his lover Lady Silk, and leave the village. The region’s governor tasks the Lion Clan’s leader Gold Lion with protecting a large shipment of gold that must pass through the village. Gold is betrayed by his lieutenants Silver Lion and Bronze Lion, who plan to steal the gold. They use the chaos ensuing from a fight with the Hyena Clan to allow their co-conspirator Poison Dagger—the governor’s aide—to assassinate Gold, after which Silver becomes the Lions’ leader. Gold’s son Zen-Yi learns of his father’s murder and sets off to the village to seek revenge.
The Emperor’s undercover emissary Jack Knife arrives in the village to monitor the gold and takes up residence in the Pink Blossom, a brothel run by Madam Blossom, Lady Silk’s madame. Silver sends members of the Rodent clan to kill Zen-Yi before he can reach the village, but Zen-Yi kills them. The mercenary Brass Body arrives in the village and meets with Silver; he is sent to kill Zen-Yi. The blacksmith meets with Silk in the brothel and delivers the final payment needed to free her. After arriving in the village, Zen-Yi and his men are confronted by Brass and find that they cannot physically harm him because his skin turns to metal on impact. Brass beats Zen-Yi and destroys his blade-laden armor. Zen-Yi’s last surviving man sacrifices himself to pull a canopy support beam loose, burying Brass under heavy stone. The blacksmith is watching the fight; he rescues Zen-Yi and helps him recover as penance for crafting the weapon that killed Zen-Yi’s father.
Meanwhile, the gold shipment arrives in the village, accompanied by two skilled warriors, the Geminis. The Lions soon confront the Geminis and their men, and in the ensuing fight, Poison Dagger assassinates the Geminis and the Lions capture the gold. Jack later arrives to investigate the incident and learns that the Geminis were poisoned with mercury-tipped weapons, leading him to the blacksmith. The Lions’ theft prompts the governor to send his Jackal troops to recover the shipment or destroy the village. Zen-Yi asks the blacksmith to craft him a new suit of weaponized armor. The Lions suspect that the blacksmith is helping Zen-Yi and have him tortured for information. The blacksmith refuses to talk, and Brass cuts off his forearms. Jack, who had been following the blacksmith, saves him. While the blacksmith recovers, he tells Jack of his past as an emancipated American slave who accidentally killed a white man who refused to let him go. He fled America by boat and went to China, where monks trained him to use his body’s energy to perform superhuman feats. Jack and the blacksmith craft his greatest weapon: a pair of iron forearms that he can animate using this energy.
Zen-Yi recovers and joins Jack and the blacksmith. Meanwhile, Blossom offers to let Silver hide the gold in a secret tomb beneath the brothel in return for payment. The gold is stored in a coffin which is raised up to the rafters. That night, Blossom has her girls serve the Lions, and Silk serves Brass. At Blossom’s signal, the girls use weapons hidden in their mouths to poison many of the Lions, and they join with Blossom as the Black Widows. When Silk tries to poison Brass, his skin protects him, and he beats and almost kills her. Zen-Yi, Jack, and the blacksmith arrive and join with the Black Widows to fight the remaining Lions while Blossom and Bronze fight and kill each other. While fighting Jack, Poison Dagger is crushed between large moving gears. Silver and Zen-Yi fight in the tomb; Zen-Yi cuts the coffin free, and it crushes Silver. The blacksmith finds Silk, who dies in his arms. He confronts Brass, and his iron fists prove capable of inflicting damage on Brass’ seemingly invincible body. While Brass is in metal form, a powerful punch from the blacksmith shatters him to pieces. Jack runs outside in time to stop the Jackals from decimating the building with a Gatling gun.
In the epilogue, Jack leaves the village to accompany the gold, and Zen-Yi tells the blacksmith that he has gained a brother. With the clans destroyed and the village safe, the blacksmith vows to keep it that way and destroys the sign pointing to his weapon shop.
REVIEW:
It would seem that the next genre of films that I am destined to come to love are martial arts flicks, though I’m long overdue to finally watch a James Bond picture. As it were, The Man with the Iron Fists is a sure-fire way to get one interested in those flicks from a time gone by, but whether it can stand up to them is not for me to answer at this present time.
What is this about?
Combining kung-fu action and hip-hop style, this martial arts thriller relates the saga of a Chinese blacksmith caught up in a battle between clans. Forced to defend his own village, the blacksmith channels primeval forces that make him invincible.
What did I like?
Familiar. There is a look and feel to this film that may seem very familiar to those that have seen Kill Bill, vol. I. That is, aside from both starring Lucy Liu, this film had Quentin Tarantino’s touch on it. Now, he doesn’t direct, produce, or appear, but he has been “mentoring” RZA, if you will. The resulting styles are obvious.
Over-the-top. 99.9% of the time, I’m all about over-the-top things, be it jokes, violence, sex, etc. The graphic violence that permeates thought this flick can be a bit much, but I don’t think anyone watching this is actually taking this seriously. If they are, then they seriously need help. Having said that, I think RZA could have just let the reins go and watch this thing go insane and it would have been a thing of beauty. Just the same, what you see is equal to your more bloody animes.
Batista. When we think of wrestlers that have made the jump to the big screen, immediately, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson comes to mind, as he’s had the most success, followed by more modest careers of “Stone Cold” Steven Austin, Chyna (yes, porn counts), The Great Khali, and the up and downs of Hulk Hogan. It appears as though Dave Bautista (Batista in his WWE days) is trying his hand at acting. They did a good job of giving him a major role, but with little speaking, much like The Rock in Be Cool. Not to forget that this character, Brass Body, is a pretty bad guy. That fight scene at the end is definitely worth the wait.
What didn’t I like?
Music. I realize that RZA is a hip hop artist. I also have respect for what he does. I love the beats he gave to Afro Samurai. With that in mind, I think they were a bit overkill in a 96 minute flick. Here and there was nice, but in almost every scene of importance, our ears are made to bleed with this mess. Tarantino did the same thing in Django Unchained, as I mentioned in that review. I guess this is just some bad teaching from Tarantino.
Not quite right. Something about this story just didn’t jive with me. I think it was the fact that it wasn’t coherent or interesting enough, perhaps even disjointed. I’m not sure what it was because, by all means, this story should have worked, it is decent enough, but RZA isn’t a strong enough to storyteller to engage the audience.
RZA. I cannot think of many actors who direct themselves that do a good job. RZA on his own isn’t that great of an actor, when he’s directing himself, he isn’t much better. I think this would have been a better film had he not used this as a vehicle for himself. This is a character that deserved much better than rookie acting chops, and this film could have used a full-time director. At least, RZA isn’t the worst actor in the film.
It may sound like I didn’t enjoy The Man with the Iron Fists, but that isn’t the case. I really did find this to be quite the enjoyable flick. As I mentioned earlier it has over-the-top violence but, at times it seems as if it is trying to be too serious. I would have liked to have seen the rumored crossover with this and Django. Initially, I had wanted to see this in theaters, but in hindsight, I am glad I didn’t waste the money. This is one of those shut your brain off and enjoy the ride type of films that is best seen from the comforts of home.
3 3/4 out of 5 stars