PLOT (spoiler alert!!!):
Team America exists to stop terrorists from committing world crimes. With a home base within Mount Rushmore, the team consists of: Lisa, a psychologist; Carson, Lisa’s love interest; Sarah, an alleged psychic; Joe, an all-American jock who is in love with Sarah; and Chris, a technological and martial arts expert who harbors a mistrust of actors. The team is led by Spottswoode, a United States government agent. I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. is their highly-advanced supercomputer. The team stops a terrorist attack on Paris, France, destroying the Eiffel Tower, Arc de Triomphe, and the Louvre in the process, and Carson proposes to Lisa afterwards, but is killed by a dying terrorist. In search of a new member, Spottswoode recruits Gary Johnston, a Broadway actor who is to use his acting talents to infiltrate terrorist organizations. Both Lisa and Sarah become romantically attracted to him. but Chris hates him due to his past as an actor. Unbeknownst to the team, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il is supplying international terrorists with weapons of mass destruction, planning a worldwide attack.
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. is informed of a terrorist meeting in Cairo, Egypt, and Gary goes in undercover, infiltrating their group by feigning fluency in Arabic, which he speaks as gibberish and randomly inserting “derka”, “jihad” and “Muhammad”. The team captures the terrorists, but their actions again leave most of the city in ruins. The group is criticized by the Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.), a union of liberal Hollywood actors. The group includes Gary’s favorite actor, Alec Baldwin, and his heavy criticism is discouraging to Gary. Gary confesses to Lisa that his acting talent caused his brother to be killed by gorillas, and they consummate their relationship while a group of terrorists blow up the Panama Canal. The terrorists claim this is retaliation for Team America’s attack in Egypt, and the Film Actors Guild blames the team. Gary, realizing his acting talents have once again resulted in tragedy, abandons the team. The team is attacked and captured by North Koreans while investigating a terrorist base, and meanwhile Michael Moore infiltrates the team’s base and suicide bombs the area. Kim Jong-il, upset with the terrorists’ actions, expresses his frustration and despair by singing “I’m So Ronery, and meanwhile Gary slips into alcoholism.
In North Korea, Kim Jong-il plans to host an elaborate peace ceremony with Alec Baldwin as the host, inviting not only the Film Actors Guild, but also the world’s political leaders. During the celebration, a series of bombs will be detonated throughout the world, reducing every nation to a Third World country. Gary returns to the Team’s headquarters in Mount Rushmore and finds only ruins, although Spottswoode and I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. have survived. After regaining Spottswoode’s trust by performing oral sex on him, and undergoing a one-day training course (shown as a montage for comic effect), Gary is sent to North Korea. Gray frees the team and a battle ensues with the Film Actors Guild, during which Chris confesses to Gary that his mistrust of actors is due to the fact that he was raped by the cast of Cats at the age of nineteen. Gary convinces the world leaders that people like Team America are needed to keep worse people like Kim Jong-il at bay, reciting a speech he heard from a drifter. Kim Jong-il then kills Alec with an assault rifle, but is defeated by Lisa and impaled on a Pickelhaube. Kim’s bombs are disarmed, and he is revealed to be a cockroach from another planet, departing in a miniature spaceship promising to return. The team reunites to fight terrorists worldwide once again
REVIEW:
South Park is one of my favorite shows and Parker and Stone have shown that they are comic geniuses, at times. When Team America: World Police was released I wasn’t able to see it, mainly because the girl I was dating at the time was about as hard core pro-war as one can be without joining the military and would defend any and everything that had to do it while discounting anything that was against it. Needless to say, that relationship didn’t last very long. Finally, after all these years, I’m finally getting around to watch this in its entirety.
What is this about?
“South Park” creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone apply their acerbic wit to global crime-fighting in this musical satire about an all-marionette police force that takes on the challenging role of keeping peace on a troubled planet. Wherever there’s a dictator itching to rule the world, Team America flies in to dismantle the government. The team’s newest recruit is Gary Johnston, a Broadway star who just may have found his true calling.
What did I like?
Puppets. I’m an avid supporter of hand-drawn and stop-motion animation, as they have proven time and time again to be the most entertaining, but these marionettes could be an overlooked medium. Yes, you can say it looked a little sloppy, but take a moment and think about the kind of humor that Parker and Stone are known for. The fact that the strings are so obvious is part of their vision.
Tongue-in-cheek. The acronyms used, more specifically what they ended up spelling out. I won’t spoil either, you just have to watch and see for yourself, but I will say that it goes back to the kind of humor we have come to expect from these two.
Sex. Yes, there is a sex scene, and it involves two puppets. Puppets sex is a strange thing, and it does seem to be rather oddly placed in here, but like a car wreck, one can’t help but keep looking. There is a reason this is listed as one of the all-time best sex scene in cinema. Can you believe they actually had to cut it down to avoid an NC-17 rating?
What didn’t I like?
Story. I don’t know what it is about the actual plot of this flick, but I just didn’t connect with it. For a big screen motion picture, this really should have been something…I don’t want to say special, but better. The silliness of it all was fine and dandy, and actually kept my interest, but there’s only so far that can go.
Political. I am no fan of politics, and let’s face it, even thought this is a satirical look at how America seems to think they are the world police, hence the title, I just didn’t seem to care for it. No, it isn’t because it differed from my viewpoint, I just wasn’t a fan of all the political stuff.
No Bush. It seems as if this film did everything but bash Bush. I have to wonder why, though. It seems as if this would have been the perfect opportunity to spoof the then President. It doesn’t seem as if Parker and Stone are exactly pro-Bush, but I could be wrong.
Team America: World Police is notable for the use of marionettes, but in terms of film, I sort of felt it was overrated. With the lack of actual voice actors here, this could have very well have been used as an episode of South Park. That being said, this isn’t a film that should be avoided, but something you should check out at least once.
3 1/4 out of 5 stars